pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

(Source: pemsylvania, via whoredinarygirl)

lefayss:

dude 

like

dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist

(via varnpire--weekend)

fuckoffcats:

THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

(Source: heathermorris, via hi)

travel-as-a-happy-hippie:

No seriously what is this “white girl” thing lately? If you say “black girl” it’s racist but if you say “white girl” people think it counts as a good argument.

(via psychtrips)

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via meet-me-at-metalcore)

slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

(Source: mcwrap, via supermoclel)